“They actually – I’m not going to get into the details of what they do, but they lube up the tailpipe and everything and then the police come up and there’s a guy hunching your car.”

“They’re catching people in public places – you see it all the time – trying to have sex with a Ferrari or trying to have sex with a ’57 Chevy. Jones said: “They’re now saying sex with machines or sex with cars or sex with appliances-there’s a whole big movement where people are marrying their cars, marrying their toasters, marrying their dogs, their cats, their horses.